how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
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im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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