he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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