So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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