Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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