You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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