margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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