Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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