All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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