i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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