Don't you send me to vm
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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