It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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