I think i sorta joined a cult last night
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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