A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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