On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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