I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
So much rum. So many feels.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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