my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
It's just like the Real World with babies
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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