ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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