She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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