that's an acceptable place to lick
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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