I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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