Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
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you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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