Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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