You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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