no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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