You smell like a Billy Joel song
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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