ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Randomize
