Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
He keeps bees of course he's weird
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
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