I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
