I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
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Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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