in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Well I just put wine in my tea
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
we're so committed to being not committed
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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