It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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