Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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