Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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