if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
its liver damage thursday
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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