I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Do vagina's smell?
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
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Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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