i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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