Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
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Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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