marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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