awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
We just shotgunned beers for America
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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