So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
You are a genius and a whore.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
