sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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