I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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