Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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