New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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