So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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i dont even know how to be here
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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