They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
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Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My bed smells like the plague
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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