just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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