Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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