I'm gonna have a badass scar
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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