Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
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thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
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Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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