is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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