i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
A bitchslap is in order.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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