you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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