I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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