babies were throwing up all over the place
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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